<%@ WebHandler Language="C#" Class="RumorHandler" %>

using System;
using System.Web;
using System.Text;

public class RumorHandler : IHttpHandler {

    Random r = new Random();
   
    String and = " and ";
    String comma = ", ";
    String from = " from ";
    String space = " ";
    String period = ".";
    
    public void ProcessRequest (HttpContext context) {
        int numtypes = 9;
        int myRumorType = r.Next(numtypes);
        String myParam = context.Request.Params.Get("clientkey");
        context.Response.ContentType = "text/xml";
        context.Response.AddHeader("Cache-Control", "no-cache");

        context.Response.Write("<?xml version=\"1.0\"?>");
        context.Response.Write("<stuff>");
        context.Response.Write("<rumor>" + getRumor(myRumorType) + "</rumor>");
        context.Response.Write("<clientkey>" + myParam + "</clientkey>");
        context.Response.Write("<type>" + myRumorType.ToString() + "</type>");
        context.Response.Write("</stuff>");       
    }
 
    
    private String getRumor(int rumortype) {
        StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder(); sb.Append("");
        switch (rumortype){
            case 0:
                sb.Append(anticipated.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(technology.get());  sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(machine.get());     sb.Append(from);
                sb.Append(company.get());     sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(resultedin.get());  sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(poorquality.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(screwup.get());     sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 1:
                sb.Append(frwhen.get());     sb.Append(", ");
                sb.Append(people.get());     sb.Append(" realized that ");
                sb.Append(people.get());     sb.Append(" was interviewing with ");
                sb.Append(company.get());    sb.Append(" and planned to leave ");
                sb.Append(from2place.get()); sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 2:
                sb.Append(people.get());   sb.Append(and);
                sb.Append(people.get());   sb.Append(" are going to ");
                sb.Append(toplace.get());  sb.Append(" to start ");
                sb.Append(business.get()); sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 3:
                sb.Append(anticipated.get());    sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(technology.get());     sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(machine.get());        sb.Append(" patented by ");
                sb.Append(company.get());        sb.Append(" is ");
                sb.Append(failuremode.get());    sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(organizational.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(fraud.get());          sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 4:
                sb.Append(frwhen.get()); sb.Append(comma);
                sb.Append(people.get());  sb.Append(" realized that ");
                sb.Append(people.get());  sb.Append(" was interviewing with ");
                sb.Append(company.get()); sb.Append(" and planned to leave ");
                sb.Append(company.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(why.get());     sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 5:
                sb.Append(anticipated.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(technology.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(machine.get()); sb.Append(" patented by ");
                sb.Append(company.get()); sb.Append(" will be ");
                sb.Append(poorstate.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(whenwhat.get()); sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 6:
                sb.Append(anticipated.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(technology.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(machine.get()); sb.Append(from);
                sb.Append(company.get()); sb.Append(" will be ");
                sb.Append(state.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(bywhen.get()); sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 7:
                sb.Append(people.get()); sb.Append(and);
                sb.Append(people.get()); sb.Append(" are going to ");
                sb.Append(toplace.get()); sb.Append(" to start ");
                sb.Append(business.get()); sb.Append(".  Their first ");
                sb.Append(milestone.get()); sb.Append(comma);
                sb.Append(quality.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(technology.get()); sb.Append(space);
                sb.Append(machine.get()); sb.Append(", is being ");
                sb.Append(state.get()); sb.Append(period);
                break;
            case 8:
                sb.Append(people.get()); sb.Append(", funded by ");
                sb.Append(money.get()); sb.Append(", has left ");
                sb.Append(from1place.get()); sb.Append(" to start ");
                sb.Append(business.get());  sb.Append(period);
                break;
		   default:
                break;
	    } // end switch
        return sb.ToString();
    }


    public bool IsReusable
    {
        get
        {
            return false;
        }
    }


} // end class